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| User: | jew_panda (9211579) Just Another Alibi ...
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| Name: | jew_panda | |||||
| Website: | Just Another Alibi ... | |||||
| Location: | Little Rock, Arkansas, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1986-09-26 | |||||
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| Bio: | Although I prefer to write and read graphically violent fiction and possess a rather sadistic imagination, I like haunted houses and R-rated movies (romances being the exception). I’m basically a badass. ♣I'm a Postmodernist fuck. ♣I am not an artist, but I love art. ♣I was a musician, and music is my life. ♣I am not a photographer, but I carry my digital camera everywhere. ♣ I'm not painfully shy around people I don't know ... just modest, and fucking insane around my friends. ♣ I live on a diet consisting of 100% sugar. ♣I adore Salvador Dali, Kurt Vonnegut, Bob Dylan, Marshall Mathers, Johnny Cash, Conor Oberst, and Peter Gabriel. ♣I hate emo and its fake attempts to be something its obviously not. ♣ I have a gun fetish. ♣I tend to rhyme when I speak. ♣I ask anyone who voted for Bush to give me one goddamn reason why. I'm fucking ashamed to be an American. ♣I am NOT a sorority girl. ♣I believe males make better friends ... and I emphasize FRIENDS only. I dont want your dick ... EVER. ♣I am not your average girl but instead one of the guys. So FUCK Y'ALL, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, BLOW ME! ♣I scream obscenities at my CDs when they skip. FUCKER!!!! When Im drunk I normally speak in an awful Spanish accent, although I haven't a lick of Spanish in me. ♣I don't demand people to leave me comments. I'm not trying to win the Myspace popularity contest. ♣If you can't handle sordid humor, you're not cut out to be my friend. ♣I think awkward situations are friggin' hilarious. ♣I am a sadist by nature ... ♣Chances are, if you're a decent person, I'll like you. And even if I don't, I'd rather get along with you than hate you. Get to know me before you judge me, and I'll try to do the same for you. ♣I have a HUGE penis, and I smack bitches with it. | |||||
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | |||||
| Interests: | 5: art, local shows, thrifting, writing, your mom | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 4: jew_panda, kawakonoryuu, pentane, quartic | |||||
| Account type: | Plus Account | |||||
